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‘KEEPIN’ IT WEIRD’ NEWS

‘KEEPIN’ IT WEIRD’ NEWS

Dateline: October 30, 2020

You’re in the right place

for a mix of stories you just won’t find 

anywhere else…

Here’s to the allure of the obscure!”

October 2020 Newsletter

We’re not expecting too many trick ‘r treaters this year. Oh well.

In this issue

1. New Books Page

2. Free Books

3. Butterfly Effect

4. Featured Guest

1. New Books Page

Take a look at my refreshed ‘Books by GK Jurrens’ page on this site. I call the new banner photo on that page (from my personal archives) , “Room with a View.” Go see for yourself why that is a grand metaphor, especially coming from an at-risk guy who has been staying indoors for most of the last year.

I’d be honored if you’d check out my handiwork here.

‘Tis the season to grab a new book, a mug of your favorite coffee or cocoa, cozy up to the fire under your favorite blanket, and prepare to be amazed by worlds other than your own.

2. Free Books

Speaking of books, You’ll see a synopsis of each of my three latest labors of love on that same New Books page.

Two years in the making, the plan is to publish my Mayhem paranormal science fiction trilogy before Christmas, and I’m so excited to offer free advance review copies (prior to publication) to anyone who will commit to writing a brief review of each book prior to their publication date of December 15th. Just shoot me an email at gjurrens@yahoo.com with the subject line “ARC.”

This is how I plan to cap off 2020 before we move on to 2020 hindsight. No, this is not how an author is supposed to launch three new books, but what the heck! So help me out over here!

If you’re of a mind to top off your year of living dangerously engaged in an entertaining read and by writing a paragraph or three of your impressions of one or more of these epic tales (before 12/15), this starving artist would be forever grateful. You will be among the first to read this as a trilogy! If you’d like to just do one or two books, that’s fine too.

Maybe you could imagine hiking down through sub-basements and tunnels to reach “The Digs”
in Mayhem: Underground

Full Disclosure: Underground is an extensively enhanced edition of Beneath the Mayhem that now flows into the all-new Mean Streets and the epic Post Earth. Each book also stands well on its own, and you’ll see many of the same characters in more than one book. But together? An epic tale.

The mind, human or otherwise, astounds us beyond even our most compelling imagined reality–on ANY timeline.

“A science fiction story for our time.” – Early beta reader

Are you curious what sort of world Earth has become in the latter half of the twenty-second century?

Much has changed, but people remain the same. Well, most of them. Some still lust for power and influence, but most remain filled with hope, joy, despair, generosity, and a desire for redemption. Even in impossible circumstances.

And for whatever reason, some offer the world something more. Much more.

NOTE: If you’re not already on my ARC (Advance Review Copy) team and wish to get a copy of these as ebooks FREE & to keep with the understanding you’ll send me a review after you’ve finished reading one or more of them (before December 15th), shoot me an email at gkjurrens@yahoo.com with the subject line “ARC,” and I’ll send you three publication-ready books for your review. Thanks in advance. I hope to entertain you.

3. Butterfly Effect

Within the pages of Mean Streets, our heroes must influence three obscure events that impact future history in a monumental way. A seer chooses these events from within his prognostications and challenges three of his acolytes to carry out his quests. Some call such events “linchpins” or the “domino effect.” I was inspired from a personal experience.

This phenomenon may also be characterized as the “butterfly effect.” For example, a butterfly takes flight in Africa and sets off a chain reaction of events that leads us to a completely unanticipated event or future consequence on the other side of the world via a ripple effect. Upon reflection, you might find amusing one such effect in my recent experience.

I enlisted in the US Coast Guard in 1969 in Minneapolis based on an idea that came to me while living in San Francisco. That event led me to a brutal nose dive into an empty porcelain bathtub in 2020 at home here in Florida a month ago. My reward? A cracked rib and a subdural hematoma. Say what?

  • 1969: A butterfly… While living in San Francisco, I was drafted into the Army but chose instead to enlist in the US Coast Guard “back home” in Minnesota,
  • 1972: Ice Op = Injured my back during a rescue mission on a frozen Lake Huron (read the short story of that mission here if interested),
  • 2014: Back surgery resulting in neuropathy (numbness in my left foot),
  • 2019: Neuropathy worsened with age and arthritis (yay!),
  • 2020: I tripped over rug in the dark with my numb bare left foot resulting in a painful swan dive into an empty bath tub! (I’m okay now).
Obviously, I jest…

So the moral of this story seems obvious, doesn’t it? Do not enlist in US Coast Guard Search & Rescue as that will cause a geriatric injury half a century later!

4. Featured Guest

Meet Josef Lederhaas (posthumously), a penniless immigrant who I am proud to celebrate as a friend, even after he has fallen. I regret not capturing a photo of my friend before his passing many years ago. He wasn’t much for that sort of thing.

I’ll share a brief story with you. Joe Lederhaas commanded a Naval missile destroyer during the Viet Nam war and brought high honor to the uniform in the service of his adopted nation.

A Naval missile destroyer from the Viet Nam War era.

Born in Austria, he immigrated to the US as a young man, unable to speak a single word of English. He became a naturalized US citizen just so he could become an officer in the US Navy, learned the language and gained entrance into the US Naval Academy in Annapolis, Maryland by pursuing an American politician to sponsor him. He lost many friends and acquaintances during the Viet Nam War, as did some of us, and other wars since. But under his command, his ship also saved the lives of countless Naval aviators.

The nickname for the fleet of ships called missile destroyers–swift and deadly, but they lacked heavy armament for protecting themselves.

One day, Captain Joe asked me as a fellow vet if I was registered in the VA (Veteran’s Affairs) system. At the time I had not bothered and told him so. After all, my IBM healthcare insurance provided all I needed back then.

Now understand that Joe stood an imposing six-foot-four, and his use of a cane notwithstanding, when he stared you down with those intense blue eyes and with a set to his block-and-slab chin and jaw, you listened.

USN Captain Joe Lederhaas

Suddenly, in Joe’s sterling command-and-control voice he boomed (we were in an elevator at the time), “Gene, you do your fallen brothers and sisters who fought and made the ultimate sacrifice for your rights as a veteran a disservice if you do not exercise those rights. Is that your intention?”

Well, it took me almost two years to get classified as a disabled veteran, but I made it happen after that compelling elevator speech. Because, as Captain Joe stated so eloquently, it was the right thing to do.

The same is true for casting our ballots. Many have sacrificed to earn this privilege for each of us, this fundamental touchstone of our beloved democracy. So vote. Please.

Allow me to offer the likely unnecessary reminder to vote ASAP if you haven’t already done so. Almost seventy million Americans have already done so (early)… record numbers in the election of a lifetime. This is how we celebrate our democracy! Joe would be proud.

I’ve heard some say, “What’s the point of voting? A single vote doesn’t matter.” Or, “I don’t like either candidate, so I’m not voting.” Or, “I’m just gonna vote for a write-in as a matter of principle.”

Kay and I were registered to vote by mail (absentee ballots) here in Florida, a key battleground state. We received our ballots, read the instructions carefully, marked the ballots, placed them in the enclosed “secrecy sleeve,” inserted all into the included envelope, and signed the outside of the envelope over the seal as instructed. Then, just to be safe, we dropped our ballots off at the Lee County Supervisor of Elections. Painless. For us.

Please note: It is now too late to mail in your ballot, so fill it in and drop it off or vote in person! Wear a mask, maybe gloves if you’re at risk. Please.

Not to be too weird about it, but we old folks are no longer the major demographic in this country. Young people are the biggest voting block. So if you’re under twenty-five, pass the word! Listen to the lovely Keke Palmer and “Actually Vote!” Either way, I’m looking forward to a drop in my blood pressure, y’all !

To celebrate our votes and life in general, we’re venturing out for a rare weekend away from our COVID bunker in the RV.

Besides exercising the bus’s equipment, we’re taking our dance lesson DVDs with us to learn (again) the salsa, rhumba, and maybe an evening waltz. Not much room in the living room of the motorhome, but enough. Other than that, we’ll just eat, nap and love. Maybe watch an old black and white Sherlock Holmes (Basil Rathbone) movie on Sunday morning.

Stay safe and stay well if you can possibly manage both. Are you looking forward to 2020 hindsight too? 

Every day is to be treasured, y’all. Namaste, and…

Adieu, my friends. 

With pen in hand, 

Gene

‘Keepin’ It Weird’ News

‘Keepin’ It Weird’ News

Dateline: September 30, 2020

You’re in the right place

for a mix of stories you just won’t find 

anywhere else…

Here’s to the allure of the obscure!”

September 2020 Newsletter

In this issue

1. Crash Landing

2.Circus!

3. Book Cover Reveals

4. Featured Author

1. Crash Landing

My guest this month isn’t so much weird as unique. I’d like to share with you the unique story of a friend–Gus Hawkins–a retired corporate attorney with a fascinating and honorable avocation. He has agreed to share his inspirational story with you directly. Gus?

“Thanks, Gene. I admit to being a Type ‘A’ personality.  Most pilots are.  We love the challenge of learning new things, improving our skills and being totally responsible for the safe conduct of our flight.  We do not accept mediocrity, and most of my pilot friends and acquaintances are committed to flying their very best.  Every flight.  If something goes wrong, we analyze the root cause until we know what happened and how we will rectify the problem to assure it does not happen again.

Note this is not Gus’s plane, but another image where pilot and passenger were injured but survived. Can you imagine?

“This all ran through my mind on May 2, 2009.  I took off in my experimental (home-built) seaplane for a short, post-maintenance flight.  Things started to go wrong right after take-off.  I executed an immediate turn back to the runway, and caused a power-on stall.  I crashed, totally destroying the aircraft and the L-5 vertebra in my back.  Immediately after regaining consciousness, I started analyzing what I did wrong.  A month later I was discharged from the hospital and started successful intensive rehab.

“The emotional and psychological after-effects were harder to manage.  Non-pilots find it difficult to understand how deeply a flying accident can affect the pilot.  “It was just an accident,” I heard from family and friends.  Fellow pilots found it hard to talk about the subject.  I felt that maybe I was the only pilot who had experienced this.  My doctor cautioned me against admitting how badly I was affected lest the Federal Aviation Administration pull my license.

“A few years later I met a pilot who had a parallel experience.  He wrote a book about the cause of his accident, his recovery from critical surgery, and how he got back to flying.  I was not alone!

“While our stated goal is to help the pilot return to flying, each pilot must decide that for him or herself after thoughtful reflection on the causes and consequences of their accident. 

“I started studying post-traumatic stress (PTS) and learned the value of peer group interactions.  This led to creating an organization called “Back To The Cockpit.”  My goal is to help pilots better understand the emotional aspects of a serious incident, and determine their best course of action for dealing with the trauma.  While our stated goal is to help the pilot return to flying, each pilot must decide that for him or herself after thoughtful reflection on the causes and consequences of their accident. 

“Our organization has a website, www.BackToTheCockpit.org.  On it you will find stories of pilots’ personal journeys as well as numerous resources to help pilots better deal with their experience.

“I review NTSB (National Transportation Safety Board) accident reports weekly.  I then cross-reference non-fatal accidents against the FAA aircraft ownership database and send the aircraft owner a letter introducing Back To The Cockpit and its online resources.  To date, I have written nearly 2,500 letters.

“Responses are often interesting, and I truly believe that a number of accident pilots have benefited from our outreach.”

Gus crafts a model bomber for a museum.
The model must be constructed in components for shipment.
The museum will apply the final paint and decals to be as authentic as possible.

Gus, thanks for your service to fellow pilots and for sharing your story. I’d be remiss if I didn’t share one of your other avocations that further illustrates your dedication to military history apart from your passion for all things aviation.

Folks, Gus has constructed and sails an incredible replica of the battleship USS Indiana. Have you ever seen anything like this?

A twenty+ foot model of the USS Indiana on a boat trailer
Note the twin bronze screws (propellers)
That’s Gus steering from inside with the deck propped open. I understand he’s still working on the camera system to navigate the ‘ship’ with the deck and hatches battened! Incredible!

2. Circus, Circus!

Are you old enough to remember a childhood dream many of us thought might be fun: running away to join the circus? That was before clowns became scary, and circuses drifted away from small towns, relegated largely to museums and odd venues.

Kay and I did run away to see how the circus used to work: first in Sarasota, Florida at the Ringling Brothers Museum. And a year ago, we visited Ringling’s much smaller historical northern haunt in Baraboo, Wisconsin.

Unfortunately, we were too late in the season “up north” for the live acts, animals, and scary clowns, and that made it not only special, but eery (weird!). We virtually had the place all to ourselves! We were amused. You might be too with this sixty-second video clip…

Ringling Bros. Baraboo, Wisconsin, September 2019

3. Final Trilogy Book Cover Reveals

Gang, I’m chasing a self-induced schedule for my new Mayhem trilogy, but I still hope to publish all three novels by year-end. For now, allow me to express sincere gratitude for the advice and counsel from several of my advance review team over the last few months (you know who you are!) in creating the paperback book covers you see below. I am so excited to share them with you!

Fair warning: you advance readers will receive the final-draft manuscripts in advance of publication for your review. So polish your reading glasses and whip out your favorite hot cocoa recipes. Maybe snag your favorite e-reader and peruse the final drafts in front of a cozy fire–wherever you may be holed up?

Wonderful feedback resulted in the following covers after countless iterations. I think they’re quite close to the final art, graphics and text. As always, there is still time for tweaking.

Remember, a good cover catches the eye, identifies the genre, and compels the prospective reader (book shopper) to read the back cover blurb (on the left below in each case). The blurb should lead to either a look-inside or ideally, a purchase decision.

And when dealing with a series of related books, all the covers, especially the spines (in the middle of each image below) should look like they belong together on a bookshelf, even if they are slightly different colors. That’s called series branding.

I welcome any and all feedback. In fact, I celebrate it! So lemme have it! What do you think, kids? Lemons or lemonade? Balloons or bupkiss? Best viewed on a larger screen. Shoot me an email at gjurrens@yahoo.com.

Oh, and one more reveal. Every author knows the importance of every book’s opening line. That’s where most authors spend a lot of time. So I thought I’d share just the opening line of each book for the heck of it.

Remember, an opening line introduces the main character, usually the hero, and hooks the reader by leaving some provocative question unanswered so they’ll keep reading. This is called the hook. Are mine working?

And now, ladies and germs, here’s the big reveal to fire your imagination. No fireworks, though, as I don’t want to start any wildfires…

Zaya French stood ready to die tonight if need be. Should they catch him, and if his plan failed, they would surely silence him. That would spell disaster for everyone. Yet he needed them to catch him so he could interrogate them. Now that would be a worthy trick. He just had to know. 

Always the same, always different, solitude helped, if and when he could find it. But solitude proved illusory. Molten knives stabbed Birdman’s eyes, but then teased of abating.
The year 2178 dragged him along with excruciating deliberation at a breakneck pace despite his self-imposed solitary confinement. Daniel G. Morrissee, also known as SeeMore online, knew his head would explode at any moment. But if it didn’t…

4.Featured Author: Dean Koontz

Dean Koontz certainly doesn’t need a boost from an obscure author like me, but I so enjoy his wordplay, I thought I’d share some wonderful phrases from the first two books in his Odd Thomas series. I’m currently gobbling them up at bedtime each night, highlighting cool stuff in each book. Poor Kay… she pities me that my life has come to this.

Yes, I record wondrous words and fascinating phrases from my readings in my Idea Factory database, a methodology I learned from the inestimable James Scott Bell. I plan to share an article I’m writing about this effort on my new website, UpLifePress.com (still under construction). I note interesting ideas for characters (protagonists, antagonists), settings and plots.

So for your literary amusement, here are a few pearls from Odd Thomas and Brother Odd by Dean Koontz. Roll these phrases over in your mind, just for the hell of it, and see what comes out:

  • You can’t take refuge in unleavened reason,
  • The sound of her villainous voice turned my sweat to ice,
  • Pessimism is strictly for people who are overeducated and unimaginative,
  • There is no end to the wailing of senseless rebellion, to the elevation of self above all, the narcissism that sees the face of any authority only in the mirror.

Wow. The last phrase is my favorite so far. Powerful, huh? Or is it just me?

Well, that’s it for this month.

Stay safe and stay well if you can possibly manage both. Are you looking forward to 2020 hindsight too?

Adieu, my friends.

With pen in hand,

Gene