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Blazing Summer!

Blazing Summer!

Location: Rochester, Minnesota

You’ll think I’m crazy! Maybe I am. But don’t tell my blushing bride!

ALL of my books are FREE the entire month of July on Smashwords

(eBook editions)!

Keep reading, and I’ll show you how to score your own copies of all eleven books….


In this issue:

  1. New Novel News (of course)
  2. Reminder: Hot New Adventure Coming in Four Weeks
  3. Time for a Memoir?
  4. Travel & New State of Residence?
  5. Audiobooks Next?
  6. Crazy Book Sale (is it a sale when they’re FREE?)

Whenever we visit the home of the world-famous Mayo Clinic, also our home town, we take care of as much of our medical business as possible. At our age, that takes some time and attention.

We’ve been enjoying family and friends while here in Rochester, Minnesota, as we are blessed to do so for a while almost every summer. We do love this part of the country… in the summer!


1. New Novel Progress

Well, what do you expect? I’m an author. I write books. If I’m not producing new books, I’m not bringing home the bacon. Interesting turn of phrase for a vegan, right?

In my last newsletter, I mentioned the second book in my Literati Mystery series, “Secret Swords,” and that I was toying with a different title: “Dancing With Death.” I asked for feedback. Some said, “The new title is much better, but not the series name. The word, ‘Literati’ doesn’t sing to me.”

Hey, you speak, I listen. This series is now “Aubrey Greigh Mysteries.” Unless I receive more feedback to the contrary, here’s what I envision for this new book (coming Fall 2023). Let me know any further thoughts, please. I even re-issued a new edition of Voodoo Vendetta with an updated cover for consistency.


2. Reminder: A Hot New Outdoor Adventure Coming In Four Weeks….

Lethal Game is the first book in our new Sam Travis Adventure series. Get yours in just four weeks!

This first Sam Travis Adventure is available for PREORDER NOW!

That means that you can buy it today at a reduced pre-publication price of $3.99 (USD) and Amazon will deliver its Kindle edition to any or all of your smart devices automatically on August 1st.

I am thrilled at the reaction from early readers/critics of this engaging and sometimes humorous adventure tale based on the real-life law enforcement experiences of my new friend, Lieutenant Tom Kasprzak (retired) from the Massachusetts Environmental Police. Has he got stories!

Tom “LT” Kasprzak, the real-world version of Sam Travis.

New news: LT and I are already working on the second Sam Travis Adventure. We envision the title to be Lethal Trail. I have no draft artwork of the cover to share with you yet, but we’re excited about the book’s premise (look for it before Christmas, with a little luck):

Something is happening in Sam Travis’s backyard, but with no clue as to what that might be. Yet.

Since 1974, thirteen people have disappeared while hiking or camping on the Appalachian National Scenic Trail—called the AT by locals and hikers. Some of these fell prey to foul play. Several hikers have disappeared within the previous year alone, and three of those were last heard from on the ninety miles of the trail that passes through the Berkshire Mountains of Western Massachusetts. 

Then, a fourteen-year-old girl is kidnapped, beaten and abused. She turns up on her own, bruised and bloody, after hiking down one of Sam’s mountains to a parking lot near the Massachusetts stretch of the AT. 

Sam has a reputation for finding people—alive or dead—and for wilderness tracking. In other words, a recovery expert. He’s called in to consult with the Massachusetts State Police and the FBI. It is critical they find where the girl was held. Amnesia is blocking her memory. 

Similar cases in four other states on or near the AT lead authorities to suspect some or all might be connected. But the kidnapped girl who was left for dead is the only victim found alive. She is the key to tracking and apprehending one or more serial rapists, or more likely serial killers who seem to be on a multi-state spree. And they are escalating.

Sam and his team are called in to work with the girl, and to participate in three searches spanning a period of two months and three states. The trick is to distinguish those hikers who disappeared because they succumbed to weather, disorientation, malnutrition, exposure, dehydration, wildlife attacks, OR from victims of foul play. That is challenging if no body is found after someone is reported missing, often weeks or months later.

But then a hiker is discovered in a shallow grave. His belongings are missing, and there is evidence of sharp force trauma—he was stabbed. A homicide is declared. These investigations now take a different turn with a sense of urgency. Travis and his unusual team are called in once more.

End-to-end, the AT reaches 2,193 miles. It takes at least three months to “through hike” from northern Georgia to Maine, though most folks take longer than that. More than three million people hike a portion of the trail each year.  Almost a thousand through-hikers walk its entire wilderness length annually. 

Changes in elevation are equivalent to Mt. Everest’s sixteen times over. It’s been called the most dangerous and longest hiking trail in the world.  

Injuries and fatalities occur, but the intentional human-on-human disappearances?  That’s where Sam, his quirky team of trackers, informants, and investigators help solve those crimes and catch the criminals—a juicy, and sometimes comedic recipe for adventure and intrigue. 


3. Time for a Memoir?

A friend who is a New York Times best-selling author once told me, “Geno, you’re never gonna make any of the best-seller lists if you keep hopping genres. You write historical crime fiction, fictional autobiographies (fictional memoirs?), murder mysteries, now outdoor adventures, and you dabble in futuristic paranormal romantic mysteries. Plus, some non-fiction…. What the hell?”

I told him, “I don’t care. I write what’s in my heart.” He didn’t say it, but I could feel his thoughts bludgeoning me: “Oh, you’re one of those!” He strictly writes for commercial success, and I’m very happy for him.

So, he tossed me a challenge: “Okay, smart guy, I challenge you to write a really solid book that nobody will buy!” Game on. I wrote a book of poetry for people who hate poetry (The Poetic Detective). And it’s selling! Not a lot. But that’s okay. 

Now, why not write a (non-fiction) memoir targeting readers who hate memoirs? “They” can’t stop me! In truth, who cares? Well, I’m hoping you will. How’s this for a working title: “Confessions of a Pathological Believer – In Science, Superstition, and Emotional Addiction.”

Am I crazy? I hope so! Most good authors are. Confessions should be an interesting read when I get around to finishing the damn thing. I’m hoping it will be available by mid-2024.


4. Travel & New State of Residence?

We’re hanging out here in Southeast Minnesota for another six weeks or so. Then, we’re off to the Black Hills of South Dakota (we love that area). But this time, we also plan to establish South Dakota as our state of domicile.

Now that we don’t plan to spend much time in Florida anymore (we’ll miss our friends, but not hurricanes!), we need a new official state of residence. What to do?

Of course, it’ll be important to choose the right plate for RV & toad (towed vehicle). Honestly, we don’t care.

This means we’ll officially become SD residents from a legal perspective. Why? Like Florida, no state income tax. Unlike Florida, however, where we’d have to physically reside for six months of every year (no longer our plan), we only have to be in-state once every five years (to renew our drivers’ license)! 

We’ll register our RV and cars there (then, we can get new plates by mail each year), and register to vote (they honor absentee ballots, and the mail forwarding service we’ll use (Dakota Post) forwards absentee ballots, unlike our other service in Florida. 

Yup, SD is by far THE friendliest state in the union for full-time RVers like us. Gotta think differently lacking a real estate address nowadays. 


5. Audiobook Editions?

I’m finally returning to creating audiobook editions of my manuscripts. As a DIY project, this is an aggressive undertaking. So much to learn. But I enjoy that.

Why create audiobook editions? I’ve asked so many folks, “Do you read books?” only to hear “Only ‘Books on Tape'” from some. Of course, they mean audiobooks. That means I’m missing a market. Like the old lottery player’s motto, “You can’t win if you don’t play.”

Being a control freak, and a cheap one at that, I can’t justify paying a professional voice artist four figures to narrate each of my books. Plus, many of the folks who enjoy audiobooks have said they prefer listening to an author narrating their own work.

I promise that producing and performing one’s own audiobooks is not for the faint of heart. At least three reasons:

  1. A good deal of technology (hardware) and technical (software/audio) knowledge must be mastered to avoid rejection by audiobook distribution channels,
  2. Requires an investment in hardware (an ultra-quiet “recording booth,” a quality microphone, an interface between the mike and my computer) and software (a digital audio workstation, a.k.a. DAW),
  3. New skills must be mastered that most might take for granted – that of a voice-over artist.

To the first point, audio computer file requirements and what each contains are exacting. I won’t bore you with the details.

Second, eliminating echoes, outside and ambient room noises require soundproofing a space within which to record (a “booth”). My Behringer phantom-powered pro microphone is crazy sensitive. I need that to record quality sound.

Plus, the DAW I use (recording studio software) must be able to record precise acoustical results and analyze them to ensure I don’t flunk #1 above without spending hundreds of dollars per hour renting studio time. Plus, did I mention I live in a bus?

And third, I am humbled by what it takes to effectively narrate a quality audiobook. I had no idea! Narrators don’t just “read the book aloud” as someone records their voice. They perform the book! Huge difference!

The heart of the matter: a Behringer Pro-1 twin large diaphragm condenser XLR “mike.” I chose to use a foam “pop” shield that slips over the head of the mike (not shown in this image).
Note the sophisticated soundproofing (wink) comprising pillows, bedspreads, etc.

To the left of the mike’s enclosure, note my 8-channel Yamaha mixing “board” that controls the mike’s sound level before it reaches the computer = a MacBook Pro to the right with a solid state 1 TB (big enough) “drive” = no noisy fan).

With the “board” I can also mix in music backing tracks or sound effects channels into the recording on the computer, but most audiobook distributors frown on getting that fancy.

The board also contains an interface that converts analog (mike) signals to digital (computer) signals.

So the mike is connected to the board, and the board is connected to the computer. Simple, but effective. The computer runs the recording software. I’m using a program called GarageBand right now, but am thinking of upgrading to a more professional DAW called Logic Pro (also an Apple product). SMOM (Small Matter of Money).

All this hardware packs into a waterproof Pelican (performance) case when we roll down the big slab.
You audiophiles will get a kick outa this. Elegant, huh?

As a practical matter, the foam pop guard you see fit over the mike’s head seemed as effective as the fancy anechoic chamber that I simply use as a mike stand in this photo.

I found standing as I “perform” gave me a fuller voice and performance range. The DAW enables me to eliminate most ambient noises, and should get me close to the exacting audio standards required by audiobook distributors like Audible, Findaway Voices, etc.

Note the mike itself is mounted in a suspension mount to isolate it from unwanted micro vibrations, and the whole affair sits atop a foam kingsize mattress (further sophisticated anti-vibration, noise-deadening measures).

I’d prefer even more soft surface areas to absorb unwanted noise bouncing, but one does what one must (like set my mike/stand atop Kay’s juicer box!).

To my ear, the results sound quite good. And FAR cheaper than renting professional studio time!
This is a screen shot of my current DAW (Digital Audio Workstation), if this sort of thing appeals to you. It’s called GarageBand and runs on my MacBook Pro.

While it works very well, it may not be up to the job of meeting the precise technical requirements of audio distributors (I can’t easily analyze my recorded tracks to confirm)
Logic Pro is a serious professional upgrade to GarageBand, also an Apple product, and one of the most popular professional DAWs in the industry.

Much more than I need, and not free like GarageBand, but more efficient.
Since it uses the same sophisticated audio engine and similar interface, that should minimize my learning curve (gulp!).

I’m still researching before spending $200, but next time you listen to an audiobook, you’ll appreciate more what its production encompassed.

Soooo, if you’re interested, I thought I’d share with you an audio draft of one chapter from Voodoo Vendetta (chapter 8). I have yet to scrub it for technical requirements, and while I never like the recorded sound of my own voice, I’m told that listeners just have to “not hate it.” We’ll see, right? If you have an opinion after listening to this 5-minute clip, shoot me an email at gjurrens@yahoo.com. Thanks in advance:

Listen to Chapter 8 of Voodoo Vendetta (not in context – sample of sound quality & performance):


6. Crazy Book Sale – They’re ALL FREE IN JULY!

Yup, that ain’t just hype. My entire set of eleven published works (so far) are free the entire month of July–all eBook editions on Smashwords, that is (an Amazon alternative).

Here’s how to score my entire collection at no cost:
  1. Sign into smashwords.com or sign up for a new account (it’s free)
  2. Search for “jurrens” at the top of the window
  3. Click on “buy” for any or all of my books. 
  4. Don’t forget to scroll down to see all eleven books
  5. Checkout
  6. Choose payment method
  7. Optional: Subscribe to receive notifications of my new releases.
  8. Proceed to checkout
Easy. All I ask in return is a paragraph or three in reaction to each book you read (even if you don't finish it). Send your thoughts to gjurrens@yahoo.com. Tell me what you enjoyed or hated. Either way, I'll be grateful. 

So, until next time…

Let’s roll!

Gene

Smilin’ in “the studio” (inside the motorhome)!
I just had to snap this pic outside the gym this AM. What’s your favorite? I couldn’t pick just one! Did you notice the rusty bumper hitch receiver center bottom? It IS Minnesota, after all !
No serious author can deny the truth of it… just try and stop me, though. Weird science.
Representing author GK Jurrens
‘KEEPIN’ IT WEIRD’ NEWS

‘KEEPIN’ IT WEIRD’ NEWS

Dateline: October 30, 2020

You’re in the right place

for a mix of stories you just won’t find 

anywhere else…

Here’s to the allure of the obscure!”

October 2020 Newsletter

We’re not expecting too many trick ‘r treaters this year. Oh well.

In this issue

1. New Books Page

2. Free Books

3. Butterfly Effect

4. Featured Guest

1. New Books Page

Take a look at my refreshed ‘Books by GK Jurrens’ page on this site. I call the new banner photo on that page (from my personal archives) , “Room with a View.” Go see for yourself why that is a grand metaphor, especially coming from an at-risk guy who has been staying indoors for most of the last year.

I’d be honored if you’d check out my handiwork here.

‘Tis the season to grab a new book, a mug of your favorite coffee or cocoa, cozy up to the fire under your favorite blanket, and prepare to be amazed by worlds other than your own.

2. Free Books

Speaking of books, You’ll see a synopsis of each of my three latest labors of love on that same New Books page.

Two years in the making, the plan is to publish my Mayhem paranormal science fiction trilogy before Christmas, and I’m so excited to offer free advance review copies (prior to publication) to anyone who will commit to writing a brief review of each book prior to their publication date of December 15th. Just shoot me an email at gjurrens@yahoo.com with the subject line “ARC.”

This is how I plan to cap off 2020 before we move on to 2020 hindsight. No, this is not how an author is supposed to launch three new books, but what the heck! So help me out over here!

If you’re of a mind to top off your year of living dangerously engaged in an entertaining read and by writing a paragraph or three of your impressions of one or more of these epic tales (before 12/15), this starving artist would be forever grateful. You will be among the first to read this as a trilogy! If you’d like to just do one or two books, that’s fine too.

Maybe you could imagine hiking down through sub-basements and tunnels to reach “The Digs”
in Mayhem: Underground

Full Disclosure: Underground is an extensively enhanced edition of Beneath the Mayhem that now flows into the all-new Mean Streets and the epic Post Earth. Each book also stands well on its own, and you’ll see many of the same characters in more than one book. But together? An epic tale.

The mind, human or otherwise, astounds us beyond even our most compelling imagined reality–on ANY timeline.

“A science fiction story for our time.” – Early beta reader

Are you curious what sort of world Earth has become in the latter half of the twenty-second century?

Much has changed, but people remain the same. Well, most of them. Some still lust for power and influence, but most remain filled with hope, joy, despair, generosity, and a desire for redemption. Even in impossible circumstances.

And for whatever reason, some offer the world something more. Much more.

NOTE: If you’re not already on my ARC (Advance Review Copy) team and wish to get a copy of these as ebooks FREE & to keep with the understanding you’ll send me a review after you’ve finished reading one or more of them (before December 15th), shoot me an email at gkjurrens@yahoo.com with the subject line “ARC,” and I’ll send you three publication-ready books for your review. Thanks in advance. I hope to entertain you.

3. Butterfly Effect

Within the pages of Mean Streets, our heroes must influence three obscure events that impact future history in a monumental way. A seer chooses these events from within his prognostications and challenges three of his acolytes to carry out his quests. Some call such events “linchpins” or the “domino effect.” I was inspired from a personal experience.

This phenomenon may also be characterized as the “butterfly effect.” For example, a butterfly takes flight in Africa and sets off a chain reaction of events that leads us to a completely unanticipated event or future consequence on the other side of the world via a ripple effect. Upon reflection, you might find amusing one such effect in my recent experience.

I enlisted in the US Coast Guard in 1969 in Minneapolis based on an idea that came to me while living in San Francisco. That event led me to a brutal nose dive into an empty porcelain bathtub in 2020 at home here in Florida a month ago. My reward? A cracked rib and a subdural hematoma. Say what?

  • 1969: A butterfly… While living in San Francisco, I was drafted into the Army but chose instead to enlist in the US Coast Guard “back home” in Minnesota,
  • 1972: Ice Op = Injured my back during a rescue mission on a frozen Lake Huron (read the short story of that mission here if interested),
  • 2014: Back surgery resulting in neuropathy (numbness in my left foot),
  • 2019: Neuropathy worsened with age and arthritis (yay!),
  • 2020: I tripped over rug in the dark with my numb bare left foot resulting in a painful swan dive into an empty bath tub! (I’m okay now).
Obviously, I jest…

So the moral of this story seems obvious, doesn’t it? Do not enlist in US Coast Guard Search & Rescue as that will cause a geriatric injury half a century later!

4. Featured Guest

Meet Josef Lederhaas (posthumously), a penniless immigrant who I am proud to celebrate as a friend, even after he has fallen. I regret not capturing a photo of my friend before his passing many years ago. He wasn’t much for that sort of thing.

I’ll share a brief story with you. Joe Lederhaas commanded a Naval missile destroyer during the Viet Nam war and brought high honor to the uniform in the service of his adopted nation.

A Naval missile destroyer from the Viet Nam War era.

Born in Austria, he immigrated to the US as a young man, unable to speak a single word of English. He became a naturalized US citizen just so he could become an officer in the US Navy, learned the language and gained entrance into the US Naval Academy in Annapolis, Maryland by pursuing an American politician to sponsor him. He lost many friends and acquaintances during the Viet Nam War, as did some of us, and other wars since. But under his command, his ship also saved the lives of countless Naval aviators.

The nickname for the fleet of ships called missile destroyers–swift and deadly, but they lacked heavy armament for protecting themselves.

One day, Captain Joe asked me as a fellow vet if I was registered in the VA (Veteran’s Affairs) system. At the time I had not bothered and told him so. After all, my IBM healthcare insurance provided all I needed back then.

Now understand that Joe stood an imposing six-foot-four, and his use of a cane notwithstanding, when he stared you down with those intense blue eyes and with a set to his block-and-slab chin and jaw, you listened.

USN Captain Joe Lederhaas

Suddenly, in Joe’s sterling command-and-control voice he boomed (we were in an elevator at the time), “Gene, you do your fallen brothers and sisters who fought and made the ultimate sacrifice for your rights as a veteran a disservice if you do not exercise those rights. Is that your intention?”

Well, it took me almost two years to get classified as a disabled veteran, but I made it happen after that compelling elevator speech. Because, as Captain Joe stated so eloquently, it was the right thing to do.

The same is true for casting our ballots. Many have sacrificed to earn this privilege for each of us, this fundamental touchstone of our beloved democracy. So vote. Please.

Allow me to offer the likely unnecessary reminder to vote ASAP if you haven’t already done so. Almost seventy million Americans have already done so (early)… record numbers in the election of a lifetime. This is how we celebrate our democracy! Joe would be proud.

I’ve heard some say, “What’s the point of voting? A single vote doesn’t matter.” Or, “I don’t like either candidate, so I’m not voting.” Or, “I’m just gonna vote for a write-in as a matter of principle.”

Kay and I were registered to vote by mail (absentee ballots) here in Florida, a key battleground state. We received our ballots, read the instructions carefully, marked the ballots, placed them in the enclosed “secrecy sleeve,” inserted all into the included envelope, and signed the outside of the envelope over the seal as instructed. Then, just to be safe, we dropped our ballots off at the Lee County Supervisor of Elections. Painless. For us.

Please note: It is now too late to mail in your ballot, so fill it in and drop it off or vote in person! Wear a mask, maybe gloves if you’re at risk. Please.

Not to be too weird about it, but we old folks are no longer the major demographic in this country. Young people are the biggest voting block. So if you’re under twenty-five, pass the word! Listen to the lovely Keke Palmer and “Actually Vote!” Either way, I’m looking forward to a drop in my blood pressure, y’all !

To celebrate our votes and life in general, we’re venturing out for a rare weekend away from our COVID bunker in the RV.

Besides exercising the bus’s equipment, we’re taking our dance lesson DVDs with us to learn (again) the salsa, rhumba, and maybe an evening waltz. Not much room in the living room of the motorhome, but enough. Other than that, we’ll just eat, nap and love. Maybe watch an old black and white Sherlock Holmes (Basil Rathbone) movie on Sunday morning.

Stay safe and stay well if you can possibly manage both. Are you looking forward to 2020 hindsight too? 

Every day is to be treasured, y’all. Namaste, and…

Adieu, my friends. 

With pen in hand, 

Gene